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[info]content [28 Nov 2008|09:37pm]

chelseastaub
http://www.youtube.com/
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[28 Nov 2008|11:34pm]

markovnakunis
All content, little filler.
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[info]content [28 Nov 2008|07:07pm]

vbeck
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content. [28 Nov 2008|03:19pm]

ucmarie
"in music, the passions enjoy themselves."
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[info]content, nickja turtles [27 Nov 2008|07:23pm]

jonnas
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[info]content [27 Nov 2008|05:07pm]

afstacy
will fill this space later.
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[info]content [27 Nov 2008|01:21am]

josephadamj
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[info]content hummuhnummahmummum PANTIES ON [26 Nov 2008|09:58pm]

burtonh

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friends only [26 Nov 2008|08:20pm]

witherspoonlrj
Fictional [info]content
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[info]content [26 Nov 2008|11:20am]

zacfrn
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[info]content [26 Nov 2008|11:11am]

ashleyt
brb with this
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Restricted. [26 Nov 2008|04:18am]

jangelina
I'm too exhausting to be loved, a volatile chemical.
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feelin' rather ~content [26 Nov 2008|01:53am]

mavent
divide social club: membership is for life
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All comments screened. [26 Nov 2008|12:52am]

jyllenhaal
the wondrous contact post
OOC REQUESTS; COMMENT THREAD REQUESTS; SCENE REQUESTS
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[25 Nov 2008|10:04pm]

pennbadgly
watch this space.
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[25 Nov 2008|10:02pm]

followillca

"Coming up on the left, we find the bakery where my very first girlfriend works. I haven't seen her since we were fourteen, and we both got really drunk and had sex. Raised, as I was, with a strong sense of religious virtue, I stumbled out of her house, crying. I never thought... hang on, here she is."

At this point I pull the megaphone out of my bag.

"HOW ARE YOU TODAY, HARLOT? OFF TO STEAL THE INNOCENCE OF ANOTHER CONFUSED CHILD!?!?! YOU WILL BURN IN HELL FOR WHAT YOU DID TO ME!"

Stop number fifteen: Maybe it had something to do with you never shaving your legs?

"And here we have my girlfriend's house. My current girlfriend Emma, who gave me, for my birthday, a copy of Oral Sex Tips for Men. What the fuck is that all about?"

I pull out the megaphone.

"IT'S NOT BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW HOW, EMMA. IT'S BECAUSE I'M SAVING THAT FOR A GIRL I REALLY LOVE. YOU'RE JUST HELPING ME KILL TIME. YOU'RE LIKE INTERNET PORNOGRAPHY, BUT CHEAPER."

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[info]content [22 Nov 2008|10:39pm]

justntimberlake


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content [26 Nov 2008|12:02am]

eightonmeester
Jack AttachJACK; "Are you upset little friend? Have you been lying awake worrying? Well, don't worry...I'm here. The flood waters will recede, the famine will end, the sun will shine tomorrow, and I will always be here to take care of you."
-Charlie Brown to Snoopy
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[info]content [22 Nov 2012|12:38am]

keiknigh

"There are new words now that excuse everybody. Give me the good old days of heroes and villains, the people you can bravo or hiss. There was a truth to them that all the slick credulity of today cannot touch."

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i'm [info]content with this. [20 Nov 2008|11:24pm]

jessmarie

hit me with your best shot.
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